Carcinogens

So last night I was walking to the PATH station after work (aka Port Authority Trans Hudson or Pleasant As Train Hell) and I saw a man smoking a pipe.  Please bear in mind that this was the west village and not 18th century London.

This got me thinking that if you are going to smoke you might as well get throat, mouth, lip AND lung cancer.  Why just stop at one?

If I smoked cigarettes I would definitely roll my own.  And note to all the fellows out there–this is THE hottest thing you can do other than look like Brad, Matthew or George.  However, I prefer my cancer in the forms of UV rays, aspertame, and burnt toast.

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“As the Wright speaks out, new problems for Obama?”–NYT

UMMMMM

Is the venerable NYT now the Post??  Granted this is in “The Caucus” political blog section and not the front page of the newspaper but still.  Come on Timesy are we really going to start with the puns and play on words so that middle class American will buy our paper?  If so then I am going to relegate you to the laundry room floor to sop up the mud on my dog’s paws when he comes in from the rain.

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Naked CHICKS in Times Square

Ok so this happened last week but I didn’t have a blog then SO the naked PETA ladies showering showering in Times Square definitely need to be mentioned now…

I mean this may be a nice idea to “expose” green thinking to the masses (kill me, I know) but what in God’s name were they thinking.  They aren’t even that hot.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/22/naked-ladies-shower-in-ti_n_97982.html

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4/28 Miley “Don’t drop the sheet” Cyrus

Today’s “I think you need a time out” goes to……MILEY CYRUS.  I mean obvi.  I would love to have Annie L. take my snap shot half clothed too–don’t get me wrong–but I also don’t have my own mega empire through the Disney channel nor am I 15 years old.  Yes, Miley, I see the artistic value in what you did OF COURSE I DO.  But would I have when I was in middle school??  NOPE.  Therein lies the problem.

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I am SO glad you play football too

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/27/fashion/27gessen.html?ref=books

In yesterday’s NYT we had an interesting piece on author and n+1 editor, Keith Gessen.  Though the posed photos on the left hand side of the screen leave something to be desired, I thoroughly enjoyed the fact that this well-known hipster and young member of the literati was interviewed while playing a game of football with the dudes.  We are to assume this is a regularly scheduled game and not a mere case of “pick-up football” in Prospect park due to the fact that Mr. Gessen’s teammates are bummed out that he will be leaving on book tour and no longer able to play with them.  

I recently read All the Sad Young Literary Men and I am SO relieved to know that this guy plays football you have no idea.  I mean there really are a dwindling supply of single, straight, alpah male-esque sort of artsy men available.  And since his book seems, I hate to say it, extremely autobiographical, knowing that the “Keith character” gets down and dirty with said, “literary agents, bloggers, and bond traders” proves his masculinity and makes him somewhat more enchanting to me.

If you want to read Mr. Gessen’s novel I suggest skipping to the chapter entitled, Google.  It is by FAR the wittiest and most self-depracating you will find.

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